cracks, bein handy, and the 90s

today i mowed the lawn and well, a good story always goes along with that. im mowing and all of a sudden the lawnmower starts making horribly loud, abrupt, breaking like noises. i start freaking out anticipating the blade flying out at any moment to discombobolate my feet. i think that word i just used is not real however i tend to use it and it just makes sense in my head. so anyways, i release the handle and flip the mower on its side to assess the problem. i come up with a master plan to fix it involving cable ties and pliers. im feeling pretty confident that itll work so i go to heb, get my cable ties and im ready to go. so i securely attach this piece of metal that is flapping in the way and thus causing the really bad noises. so i start the mower again and its works for a short bit and then sure enough my ears are bleeding from the noises that have come back. i flip the mower back over..realize that the cable ties just arent working how i envisioned - im a little disappointed. so then i just decided that the metal piece just wasnt really necessary and bent it, twisted it, tried to cut it, and kicked it until it came off. then i proceeded to mow the rest of the lawn. so technically the lawnmower broke, i 'fixed it', it broke again, and then i 'broke it' but really fixed it. yeah. im so handy.

ok so for dinner kel and i went to taco bell bc its like one of the greatest fast food restaurants ever...fattening maybe, but like i care..it is good. but anyways, we're on the way to tb..driving down our street and kel and i get a show. to our right we spot this guy leanin on the side of his truck. not only do we see him, but we see about 5 inches of his buttcrack. its absolutely ridiculous how much of his butt you can see..like...could he not feel the breeze? the sun? so im in the passenger seat trying not to vomit...kel is dying from laughing so hard. but it gets better. we get to the stop sign and kel says, 'oh, we're gonna make the block and see that again.' are you freaking kidding me? um, no. i literally had to pull the steering wheel the opposite way of her so that she did not turn. we had just witnessed a lot of dirty butt and kel wanted an encore presentation. needless to say, im really starting to question kelly.

one thing we still have in common however is our excitement for i love the 90s. hopefully all of yall are partaking in the vh1 marathon going on this week. its been great reminiscing movies, music, tv shows etc. one complaint however. tv is getting so dirty these days. and by dirty i mean you cant go more than five minutes w/o sexual references. they turn anything, and i mean anything into something scandalous. sometimes its funny, but i think its getting a little outta hand. i mean, ill be honest..i have a tendency to laugh at the dirty stuff even though i know its inappropriate but when its so bad that you cant even really laugh bc it would just be awkward...thats when its too much..i just want tv that i can watch in mixed company w/o feeling uncomfortable - is that too much to ask? just a thought.