hitch and a whore
last nite was fun to say the least. saw the movie hitch with about 12 other girls and we all loved it. but it was after the movie that brought all the fun..
we went to baby a's for some food and margaritas and such and after about 5 minutes of being there a bunch of us on one side of the table couldnt help but notice two guys in a booth next to us staring. and it wasnt like we would look up and happen to make eye contact...these guys had no shame. one guy looked like he had come from work - button down, slacks...the other looked like he had rolled outta bed. so it was a weird combo but we figured they were just friends meeting for some drinks or something...or to scope out women, whatever. so, that was pretty annoying to have two dirty guys staring at you while trying to have a normal dinner with friends. but then it got REAL interesting...
then the whore came in...hahaha-that made me think of tommy boy..hopefully some of yall will get that. anyways, business guy left and came back with the whore. upon seeing the whore, the girl next to me almost spit out her drink and me and the girls on the other side of me were crying from laughing so hard. first let me mention that the guys were easily in their late twenties, maybe early thirties. the whore wasnt a day over 16. she was wearing 'shorts,' if i can even call them that..i mean, they were short alright. but we all got a nice show of her booty cheeks. she had somewhat of a shirt on...and then these knee high socks that had those openings for your toes...and flip flops with like a 4 inch high heel. and then she had a pretty face but tons of makeup on..maybe to try and make it look like she was of legal age? however, dressing like you came out of a britney spears' music video doesnt help much.. oh, so then rolled outta bed guy comes back to the booth and no lie, sits next to her and leans back and gives her the once over..when hes like a foot away from her! absolutely amazing. ive read about hookers in magazines and seen them in movies..but never in my life have i had the opportunity to see the meet and greet in person. i wouldnt say it was a privilege...more like an experience. eventually they left...and as they walk out, the guys are grinning and shaking each others hands as if to say, good choice? so..you probably know the story from there. it was something ill never forget, but hope to never see again...
did you know that AI scored 60 points last nite? hes amazing. i love him.
we went to baby a's for some food and margaritas and such and after about 5 minutes of being there a bunch of us on one side of the table couldnt help but notice two guys in a booth next to us staring. and it wasnt like we would look up and happen to make eye contact...these guys had no shame. one guy looked like he had come from work - button down, slacks...the other looked like he had rolled outta bed. so it was a weird combo but we figured they were just friends meeting for some drinks or something...or to scope out women, whatever. so, that was pretty annoying to have two dirty guys staring at you while trying to have a normal dinner with friends. but then it got REAL interesting...
then the whore came in...hahaha-that made me think of tommy boy..hopefully some of yall will get that. anyways, business guy left and came back with the whore. upon seeing the whore, the girl next to me almost spit out her drink and me and the girls on the other side of me were crying from laughing so hard. first let me mention that the guys were easily in their late twenties, maybe early thirties. the whore wasnt a day over 16. she was wearing 'shorts,' if i can even call them that..i mean, they were short alright. but we all got a nice show of her booty cheeks. she had somewhat of a shirt on...and then these knee high socks that had those openings for your toes...and flip flops with like a 4 inch high heel. and then she had a pretty face but tons of makeup on..maybe to try and make it look like she was of legal age? however, dressing like you came out of a britney spears' music video doesnt help much.. oh, so then rolled outta bed guy comes back to the booth and no lie, sits next to her and leans back and gives her the once over..when hes like a foot away from her! absolutely amazing. ive read about hookers in magazines and seen them in movies..but never in my life have i had the opportunity to see the meet and greet in person. i wouldnt say it was a privilege...more like an experience. eventually they left...and as they walk out, the guys are grinning and shaking each others hands as if to say, good choice? so..you probably know the story from there. it was something ill never forget, but hope to never see again...
did you know that AI scored 60 points last nite? hes amazing. i love him.
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