what do you get when you take a little girl from korea, adopt her at 5 months, and raise her in a white family?
me. here are my profound thoughts. enjoy them.


Thursday, May 04, 2006

stories that are more interesting than my blog

three interesting stories...and by interesting i mean absolutely gross, kinda unbelievable, and just dirty..

how would you like that cooked? with or without finger?

what is it with people cuttin off their phalanges and serving them on our dinner plates?? i mean, what if the person hadnt seen the finger and eaten it? oh good gosh...

4 yr old kid runs 40 miles

what?? do 4 yr olds even know what miles are? its almost inspiring...if a 4 yr old can run 40 miles, think of what i can do...yep...continue to sit in this office chair....

she's 3X his age!!!!

he's 33...she's 104. true love. her 21st marriage - yeah thats right. she's been busy. reminds me of that movie big daddy where adam sandler asks his ex-girlfriends new old man boyfriend if his 5 yr plan is "don't die." what exactly do you do with a 104 yr old woman??

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