big mistake

i made a ginormous mistake. i was here at work, bored as usual. abc has this wonderful online video player that allows you to watch most of their primetime shows in their entirety for free. so, out of my boredom i decide to watch the premier of the bachelor even though i swore to never watch it again after the last season. it will kill an hour of time...sold.

after watching the premier, not only do i regret that decision but i remember all the reasons why i was going to boycott it in the first place. the main reason being this: after watching just one episode, i am not only embarrassed to be linked to the female species, but i can only hope and pray that i do not carry the same mannerisms/characteristics/terrible traits that are portrayed on tv. after watching it i kinda wish i were a boy. yep, i said it. i also realize why men think women are crazy, catty, ridiculous, dramatic, and downright idiotic.

i am officially done with that show and have no desire to ever watch another single minute. if you happen to watch it and love it, i won't judge you. i just hope that you are watching it for pure entertainment value.

ps. the bachelor is flippin hot, i will say that.